Monday, July 2, 2012

Romney dodged the draft

Romney dodged the draft

He got deferrments, technically. I didn't realize he was old enough to avoid Vietnam. NO MORE OLD MEN FOR PRESIDENT!! They don't give a shit about the future! I want a young person, with young kids, period. Romney is a douche, anyway, because there is no way he hasn't gotten plastic surgery and men who get plastic surgery, without a good reason, are just assholes. Being a in politics is NOT an acceptable reason, and just makes a man less manly.

Acceptable reasons would be:
1. having got in an accident
2. being a spy
3. being a criminal
4. being an actor
5. medically necessary
6. there is no six





Ick. I don't want my president wearing more make-up than Pam Anderson. So gross.

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