Jesus Arrived but Cops Arrested him

Cleveland Daily Banner - Cleveland police arrest ‘government agent ’ identifies himself as ‘Jesus’:

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(For a place with so many churches, why not believe it's Jesus?)

A man identifying himself only as “Jesus,” and claiming to be a government agent was arrested by Cleveland Police earlier this week.

According to a report filed by officer Josh Nix, he responded to the area after a 911 call.

Nix noted in his report he made contact with the man and he “wouldn’t answer any of my questions.”

Nix also noted the man had an odor of alcohol emanating from his person, slurred speech and was unsteady on his feet.

(Jesus turned water into wine.)

According to the arrest report, the man who stated his name was “Jesus” told Nix he was “an undercover agent” and refused to provide any other information regarding his identity or where he lived.

Nix could not find any personal identification on the man either, according to the report.

(Jesus wouldn't have ID)

As Nix went to place the man into custody for public intoxication and criminal impersonation, the man attempted to pull away from the officer and a brief struggle ensued.

(If the guy had no ID, how did the cop know it was impersonation?)

The man was arrested and transported to the Bradley County Jail where he was also booked on a resisting arrest charge.


(Resisting arrest should not be a "charge." Who willingly gets arrested? When "they" say "too many laws and too much government interference," this is an example.)