Tripping Florida man claims to be God and asks police to cut off his penis

LSD-tripping Florida man claims to be God and asks police to cut off his penis | The Raw Story:

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Here we go again. Reefer madness. 

GPD spokesperson Officer Ben Tobias said that Silecchia admitted to taking acid, but police could not confirm that he was on LSD or any other drug.

(Awesome. That's because your body naturally has the same alkaloids as are in LSD, or something.)

A 19-year-old Florida man, who said he had taken psychedelic drugs, was arrested after telling police that he was God and then allegedly assaulting an officer.

(If they would legalize drugs kids wouldn't be eating moonflowers and flipping out. The problem is that when you lie to kids and tell them every drug is horrible and leads to addiction, violence, or losing your mind they WILL find out you are lying, most likely. They will try a drug, find out that it just makes a walk in the park more interesting and shit is funnier, and then they won't believe anything bad they've heard about drugs. They won't know that LSD is good but PCP is horrific, and that's where you get your bad trips. The people judging them never took drugs so don't know fuck-all what they're talking about.)

A police report said that the suspect punched a female officer in a head when they tried to subdue him. Silecchia was shocked with a Taser about six times, but it had little effect.

(Pretty sure LSD makes your body sensitive, so this sounds like bullshit. This kid was probably OD'd on his Rx meds.)

Then again, some people just can't handle doing drugs and should not take them. Here's another story about that same guy:

http://www.dreamindemon.com/2013/04/25/michael-silecchia-takes-bad-acid-trip-asks-police-cut-penis/

GAINESVILLE, FL - Michael Silecchia, a University of Florida student, was arrested early Monday after he stripped naked in front of police and claimed to be under the influence of LSD. He later resisted arrest and struck a female officer for good measure.

Police arrested Michael Silecchia, 19, on charges of resisting arrest and battery on an officer and medical personnel, according to a Gainesville Police department arrest report. Police say the Saturday incident began at around 1:25 a.m. when Silecchia started running through the Campus Club apartments naked, acting suspiciously and making random statements.

Police responding to the call told Silecchia several times to dress himself, but he refused, claiming that he was God, and throwing in that he was straight – you know, in case any male officers were overwhelmed by his charm and good looks. This was followed by Silecchia begging cops not to cut off his penis, before the indecisive tripper changed his mind and demanded that they cut it off.

Talk about a bad trip.

When police attempted to restrain him, a struggle ensued, the report says. As they wrestled Silecchia to the ground, he punched a female officer in the head. That’s when Five-0 busted out the Taser in an effort to juice Selecchia into submission. According to the report, the Taser was used six times with no effect on he-who-would-be-dickless.

Officers eventually subdued Selecchia and took him to Shands at the U of F, where he spit on employees, police reported. Following three days of treatment at the hospital, he was booked into the Alachua County Jail. Silecchia remains in custody with an $80,000 bond.

Michael Silecchia Takes Bad Acid Trip, Asks Police To Cut Off His Penis

(This is uncommon. Just like that psycho abortion doctor does not represent normal ob-gyns, tripping guys don't request that you cut their willies off, as a rule.)