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Why is the staff almost always "new," and why should anyone care how hot they look?
My friend went to one by accident, haha. He was making a water delivery and went in the wrong door which was unmarked. Soon as he came in 10 girls lined up and a madam asked which he wanted. He was like "Uh...wtf? I'm just here to deliver water." They told him he had the wrong place so we went next door. On the way home from work that day he decided to go back and get a massage. He did, for about $75. The girl asked if he wanted more for $150. He said yes, took a shower, then they fucked. She asked for the $225 and he was all, "I thought it was $150!" She said no, it was $75 + $150, not just $150 total. He told her he didn't have enough money and she replied that he better get it or she was gonna call the big ass bouncer from the front. He went to the ATM across the street got more money but it still wasn't enough! hahahah The girl was pissed but said it's cool but to never come back underfunded again. He got lucky.
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Oh yeah, a different friend of mine recently got married to a girl he met in a Chinese massage parlour. He just got a massage, which I believe, and the girl supposedly never gave out happy endings, but none our friends believe that shit. Anyway, they are married and have a kid now. Wowsa.
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BAsically ALL Asian Massage parlors do the happy ending. I've gotten plenty of Rub & Tugs before.
They DO exist, and if the women are dressed like that then it's almost a guarantee they'll Tug it out at the end. They might even offer more to be honest.
They DO exist, and if the women are dressed like that then it's almost a guarantee they'll Tug it out at the end. They might even offer more to be honest.
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(Tysons Corner, Vienna, Merrifield, Falls)There's a place around here that's pretty famous for happy endings. It's a massage parlour not too far from the strip clubs. All of my friends have been there. I'de go if I wasnt so cheap about it.
if they're not wearing the white coat, they'll definitely tug it.
Theres a lot of happy ending massage parlors in SF. Haha.
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(Tysons Corner, Vienna, Merrifield, Falls)Call em up and ask if its an adult massage. Im pretty sure thats what they call em because they cant say they give happy endings.
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So I iwas flipping through a local weekly indy news publication, and since they are free, they get most of their funding from adspace. So towards the end, i see endless massage ads, most of which feature a hot looking girl dressed scantily clad. Naturally, got me to thinking about happy endings. I've never been to a massage parlor so I don't know the truth behind it.
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