Saturday, June 23, 2012

Shit Moms Say

"...and don't put your feet on the lamp, anyway."

Feel free to add your own.

1 comment:

  1. mom: "...and you're NOT allowed to eat potato chips just because your friends do. They'll give you cancer." Said while spraying fat-free "I can't Believe It's Not Poison" onto oatmeal.
    child: "I feel sorry for them. I tell them! They won't listen."
    mom: "All you can do is be the best example you can be. If you fall into their bad habits, the potato chip company wins."

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